Spoiled rabbit growls/thumps when you stop petting it (´；ω；`)
PET ME ASSHOLE
everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:
what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone
it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs
It’s 2AM somewhere
crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction
and in that moment, Disney created their own motto.
Wizard of Oz (1939)
This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency
that’s not okay
"LOOK DIMITRI! WE ARE PLANE NOW!"
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
It’s so fucking perfect I cannot even.
yes these all make perfect sense to me
It’s like “sea pancake”. Perfect.
I’ve called my ankle a “foot elbow” before
'Time lamp' (clock)
'Cold oven' (fridge)
My husband has said both “muscle stadium” (gym) and “metal paper” (tinfoil) during conversations with me
Lips Like Sugar by Miranda Adria
Posting this with proof that, yes, this is my photo, and yes, those are my lips.